Gender/Age Battles

Real Pearls

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Real Pearls

Two older women who were rivals in a social circle met at a party. "My dear," said the first woman "Are those real pearls?"

"They are," replied the second woman.

"Of course the only way I could tell would be for me to bite them," smiled the first woman.

The second responded "Yes, but for that you would need real teeth."

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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