Reflections On Getting Older . . .
Published Jan 01, 1900
You're getting old when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to every man. Isn't that an ironic time for a guy to get those odds?
Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
The aging process could be slowed down if it had to work its way through Congress.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
