Scary Truths
A Man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A Woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. A Woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. Married men live longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die. Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's mo use in two people remembering the same thing. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, abd she does.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
