Seasoned Citizen's New Year's Resolutions

Seasoned Citizen's New Year's Resolutions
To be awake more than asleep
To remember the names of
my Kid's and Grandkid's
To see my family...
more often than my Doctor
To learn a new game besides Bingo
Not To say "Whipper Snapper"
Not To say "In my day..."
To spend more time
on the computer than the toilet
To learn to pronounce the names
of each blasted pill I have to take
To stop calling my spouse
"Old Woman ... or Old Man "
Originally published January 08, 2004.