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Seasoned Citizen's New Year's Resolutions

Jan 07, 2004
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Seasoned Citizen's New Year's Resolutions

Seasoned Citizen's New Year's Resolutions

To be awake more than asleep

To remember the names of
my Kid's and Grandkid's

To see my family...
more often than my Doctor

To learn a new game besides Bingo

Not To say "Whipper Snapper"
Not To say "In my day..."

To spend more time
on the computer than the toilet

To learn to pronounce the names
of each blasted pill I have to take

To stop calling my spouse
"Old Woman ... or Old Man "

Originally published January 08, 2004.

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