Seriors' Blind Date
Published Jan 05, 2003

An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90 year old man. When she returned to her daughters house later that night, she seemed upset.
"What happened, Mother?" the daughter asked.
"I had to slap his face three times!"
"You mean he got fresh?"
"No," she answered. "I had to wake him up!!!"
Originally published January 06, 2003.