Signs That Something Is Wrong With Tour Marriage
Published Aug 25, 2003
* The FBI is regularly called in to settle arguments.
* New jars have appeared in the kitchen, labelled "Anthrax" and "Cyanide."
* Your in-laws are placing bets on who will get the house.
* Your spouse has a picture of you hanging on the dartboard.
* Family outings consist of you being chased out of the house by your spouse with a carving knife.
* You are desperate for your in-laws to visit so you can have someone else on which to vent your sarcastic remarks.
* Your spouse no longer reads novels in bed but stays up late studying the small print in your life insurance policy.
Originally published August 26, 2003.
