Some Good News and Some Bad News
Published Nov 12, 2003
A Woman phones up her husband at work for a chat.
Husband: "I'm sorry dear, but I'm up to my neck in work today."
Wife: "But I've got some good news and some bad news for you, dear."
Husband: "Okay, darling, but as I've got very little time now, so just give
me the good news."
Wife: "Well, the air bag works."
Originally published November 13, 2003.
