Stop Biting Your Nails
Published Sep 14, 2003
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea.
"I do wish that my Elmer would stop biting his nails. He makes me terribly nervous."
"My William used to do the same thing," the older woman replied. "But I broke him of the habit."
"How?"
"I hid his teeth."
Originally published September 15, 2003.
