The Bill Was Incorrect
Published Apr 22, 2003
A couple finished their dinner, and the man asked for the check. Thinking to impress his date, he called the waiter over and loudly complained that the bill was incorrect.
The waiter patiently reviewed the bill with the man, and it was indeed correct.
"Are you trying to make a fool out of me?" the man huffed.
"No, sir, not in the least... I never interfere with nature."
Originally published April 23, 2003.
