The Male of the Species....
Published Jan 01, 1900
Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome and stimulating? Q. Why do men like smart women? Q. How do you scare a man? Q. What food best describes most men? Q. How is a man like a used car?
A. In the pages of a romance novel.
A. Opposites attract.
A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
A. Jerky.
A. Both are easy to get, cheap and unreliable.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
