The Oldest Member
Published Jan 01, 1900

A new minister was talking to the oldest member of his con- gregation. "I am 90 years old, sir, and I haven't an enemy in the world," said the aged one. "That is a beautiful thought," said the minister approvingly. "Yes sir," was the answer. "I'm thankful to say that I've outlived 'em all."
Originally published November 14, 2002.