Gender/Age Battles

The Oldest Member

Jan 01, 1900
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The Oldest Member

A new minister was talking to the oldest member of his con- gregation. "I am 90 years old, sir, and I haven't an enemy in the world," said the aged one.

"That is a beautiful thought," said the minister approvingly.

"Yes sir," was the answer. "I'm thankful to say that I've outlived 'em all."

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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