The Ravages of Time . . .
Published Jan 01, 1900
I'm not aging, I just need re-potting. My idea of cleaning the house is sweeping the floor with a glance. I cleaned my house yesterday, sure wish you could have seen it. This isn't clutter, these are my antiques! "Genuine Antique Person," Been there, done that, can't remember! Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends. I have a million dollar figure - but it's all loose change! By the time you find greener pastures, you can't climb the fence! This house is protected by killer dust bunnies.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
