The Secret of Your Long Life
Published Jan 01, 1900
An old man was relaxing at his hundredth birthday party when a reporter went up to him. "Sir, what is the secret of your long life?"
The man considered this for a moment, then replied "every day at 9 PM I have a glass of tea. Good for the heart I've heard."
The reporter replied, "That's ALL?"
The man smiled, "That, and canceling my voyage on Titanic."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
