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Three Sisters

Jan 07, 2004
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Three Sisters

Three sisters ages 92 (Peggy), 94 (Jeanie) and 96 (Betty) live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. Then she yells to the other sisters, "Was I gettin' in or out of the bath?"

The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts
up the stairs and pauses. "Was I going up the stairs or down?"

The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her
sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful." She knocks on wood 3 times for good measure. Then she yells up
the stairs, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the
front door."

Originally published January 08, 2004.

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