To My One And Only Girl
Published Aug 11, 2004
At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Don't you want her name engraved upon it?" asked the jeweler.
The young man thought for a moment, and then, ever the pragmatic, steadfastly replied, "No, just engrave it: To My One And Only Girl. That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can use it again."
Originally published August 12, 2004.
