Training Courses for Women You're Not Likley To See
Women think they already know everything, but wait... training courses are now available for women in the following subjects: Silence, The Final Frontier: Where no woman has gone before. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making deposits. Parties: Going without new outfits. Man Management: Minor household chores can wait till after the game. Bathroom Etiquette 1: Men need space in the bathroom cabinet too. Bathroom Etiquette 2: His razor is his. Communication Skills 1: Tears - the last resort, not the first. Communication Skills 2: Thinking before speaking. Communication Skills 3: Getting what you want without nagging. Driving A Car Safely: A skill you can acquire. Telephone Skills: How to hang up. Advanced Parking: Backing into a space. Water Retention: Fact or fat. Cooking 1: Bringing back bacon, eggs and butter. Cooking 2: Bran and tofu are not for human consumption. Cooking 3: How not to inflict your diets on other people. Compliments: Accepting them gracefully. Dancing: Why men don't like to. Classic Clothing: Wearing outfits you already have. Household Dust: A harmless natural occurrence only women notice. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing it all together. Oil and Gas: Your car needs both. TV Remotes: For men only.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
