True Love

A young man was extolling the virtues of his beautiful fiancée. One of his closest friends said to him: "You can't be serious about marrying Tammy Lou!" "Why?” he asked. "She's dated every man in Baton Rouge." The bridegroom-to-be thought awhile and then muttered pensively, "Well, Baton Rouge isn't such a big town."
Originally published November 14, 2002.