Two Confirmed Bachelors ....
Published Jan 01, 1900
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything with it."
"Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?" asked the second.
"You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way 'Take a clean dish and....'"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
