Very Depressed
Published Jan 01, 1900

A guy walked into his friend's office, he found him sitting at his desk, looking very depressed.
"Hey, what's up with you?" he asks.
"Oh, its my wife," replied the man sadly. "She's hired a new secretary for me."
"Well, nothing wrong in that. Is she blonde or brunette?"
"Neither, He's bald."
Originally published November 14, 2002.