Wake UP!
Published Jan 01, 1900

Mother: "Come on victor, you have to get out of bed or you’ll be late for school." Victor: "Ahh mum do I have to, all the teachers hate me, and all the students hate me too." Mother: "Yes you do." Victor: "Give me a good reason." Mother: "I'll give you two. You’re 34 years old and you're the Principal!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.