Want Her Hand?
Published Jan 01, 1900
"Sir, your daughter says she loves me, and she can't live without me, and she wants to marry me." "And you're asking my permission to marry her?" "No, I'm asking you to make her leave me alone."
A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate all your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
