Men who can answer "yes" to five or more of these questions should consider carefully before proposing marriage.- In the kitchen, has she ever referred to an oven as "that square thing?"
- Does she use the phrase "you know" more than twice per sentence?
- Is she making monthly payments of more than $300 to a plastic surgeon.
- Have you noticed her name tattooed on three or more local bikers?
- Have you noticed three or more local bikers' names tattooed on her?
- Does she have a wholesale source for Deodorant-in-a-Drum?
- Has she ever used the word poo-poo?
- Does her resume include a six-year stint at the Big house?
- Does she insist that her pet snake sleep with you both ?
- What part of NO does she not understand ?
- Will her mother be paroled in time to attend the wedding ?
Originally published November 14, 2002.
