What I REALLY Ment To Say Was ....
Published Jan 01, 1900
My wife still uses curlers in her hair after she washes it. She came into the Family Room as I was watching TV. I guess I stared at her funny because she said, "I just set my hair." The last thing I remember saying was, "Oh, really? And what time does it go off?"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
