What's For Lunch?
Three construction workers are on top of a building, complaining that their wifes always make them the same sandwiches.
The first one says "If I've got another peanut butter sandwich, I'm gonna jump off this building." He looks and it is peanut butter, so he jumps of the building and dies.
The second one says "If I've got another ham sandwich, I'm gonna jump off this building." He looks and it is ham, so he jumps of the building and dies.
The third one says "If I've got another steak sandwich, I'm gonna jump off this building." He looks and it is steak, so he jumps of the building and dies.
The next day the 3 wifes of the men are in court, and are being questioned about the deaths.
The first lady says "*sob* if only *sniff* he told me *whine* he wanted something new *sniff* I would have changed it."
The second lady says "*sob* if only *sniff* he told me *whine* he wanted something new *sniff* I would have changed it."
The third lady says "It's not my fault he makes his own lunch"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
