Women Drivers

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that dang makeup!!!
It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell away from my other ear which fell into the coffee between my legs and..... and..... and .....
. . DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL - DANG WOMEN DRIVERS
Originally published October 04, 2003.