Women's T-Shirt Slogans

So many men, so few who can afford me

If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going

At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all...I just can't remember it all

My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips

Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog

Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich

Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen

Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off

It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything

Guys have feelings too. But who cares?

Next mood swing: 6 minutes

I hate everybody...and you're next

And your point is...?

Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it

Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time

Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win

You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP

All stressed out and no one to choke

I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people

How can I miss you if you won't go away?