Years of Scrimping and Saving
Published Feb 10, 2004

After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Honey, we've finally saved enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1989."
"You mean a brand-new Cadillac?" she asked eagerly.
"No," he replies, "a 1989 Cadillac."
Originally published February 11, 2004.