$20 vs $1
Published Sep 12, 2002
One day a twenty dollar bill and a one dollar bill run into each other.
The twenty says to the one, "I have been to the finest restaurants and hotels, to casinos, to dance clubs, to all kinds of games, even to France. Where have you gone.
The one dollar bill says, "Man, I don't leave the offering plate at the church.
Sent in by: Esther Rodriguez
Originally published November 14, 2002.
