300 Acres of Texas
Published Oct 25, 2004
Two Texans are sitting on a plane from Dallas and an old Jewish Texan is sitting between them. The first Texan says, " My name is Roger. I own 250,000 acres. I have 1000 head of cattle and they call my place The Jolly Roger"
The second Texan says, ' My name is John. I own 350,000 acres. I have 5000 head of cattle and they call my place Big Johns'.
They both look down at the Jewish man who says, ' My name is Irving and I own 300 acres ' .
Roger looks down at him and say, ' 300 Acres ? What do you raise ? '
'Notink' Irving says.
Well then, what do you call it?' Asked John.
. . . 'Downtown Dallas.'
Originally published October 26, 2004.
