6 Reasons You Know You Should Have Shaved This Morning
Published Dec 21, 2002
1. You walk into the bank and all the tellers raise their hands and yell, "Don't shoot!"
2. You walk into a party store and the clerk immediately gets down a large bottle of his cheapest item and sets it on the counter.
3. You walk past a Salvation Army bell ringer and HE gives YOU some money.
4. You sit down on a park bench and a police officer rushes over and yells, "You can't sleep there!"
5. You go to lovingly snuggle your wife and she says, "I have to go do the dishes."
6. You walk into the kitchen and your wife grabs by the neck and uses your face to scour out a frying pan.
Originally published December 22, 2002.
