- It was the best of times, it was the worst of times ...
- The names contained in this report have been changed to protect the innocent ...
- The mayor then made an illegal left hand turn onto Mulraney at which point I opened fire ...
- Before I get into the details, I've got a few "shout-outs" for my homeys in the command staff ...
- It was so dark and wet that night you could almost eat the mist. The radio call penetrated the eerie silence with such piercing intensity that for a moment, I was sure I'd lost my mind ...
- Got call. Responded. Arrested bad guy. The end.
- Mye pertnar an eye wher on petrol wen we seen a man act suspishushly...
- A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away ...
Originally published November 14, 2002.
