A Big Cup of Coffee
Published Nov 27, 2002

The bum stopped a man on the street and asked, "Will you please give me $4,000 to buy a cup of coffee?"
"What?" asked the man. "Isn't that a lot of money for a cup of coffee?"
"Yes," said the bum, "but I like to eat in drive-in restaurants, and I don't own a car!"
Originally published December 07, 2002.