A Cowboy ands His Horse

A cowboy rode into town and stopped to eat. Unfortunately, the locals had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was.

When he finished eating, he found his horse had been stolen.

He goes back into the building, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it above his head without looking and fires a shot into the ceiling. "WHICH ONE OF YOU SIDEWINDERS STOLE MY HOSS?" he yelled.

No one answered. "ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA HAVE A DRINK, AND IF MY HOSS AIN'T BACK OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I FINISH, I'M GONNA DO WHAT I DUN IN TEXAS! AND I DON'T LIKE TO HAVE TO DO WHAT I DUN IN TEXAS!"

Some of the locals shifted restlessly. He had his drink, walked outside, and his horse was back! He saddles up. A cowboy follows him out and asks, "Say partner, before you go . . . what happened in Texas?"