A Knights Work is Never Done
Published Jan 01, 1900
A knight and his men return to their castle after a hard month of riding.
"How are we faring?" his king asks.
"Sire," replies the knight, "I have been sacking and pillaging on your behalf all day, burning the towns of your enemies in the west."
"What?!" shrieks the king. "I don't have any enemies to the west!"
"Oh." replies the knight. "Well, you do now."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
