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A Milk Bath!

Feb 03, 2003
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A Milk Bath!
A lady went into the grocery and asked for fifty gallons of milk. The clerk, amazed, asked her what she was going to do with that much milk.

"I have a skin problem and the doctor prescribed a milk bath."

The clerk asked, "Pasteurized?"

"No," she replied, "just up to my chin."

Originally published February 04, 2003.

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