A Milk Bath!
Published Feb 03, 2003

A lady went into the grocery and asked for fifty gallons of milk. The clerk, amazed, asked her what she was going to do with that much milk.
"I have a skin problem and the doctor prescribed a milk bath."
The clerk asked, "Pasteurized?"
"No," she replied, "just up to my chin."
Originally published February 04, 2003.