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A Poor Harvest

Jan 01, 1900
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A Poor Harvest

Two farmers were comparing notes on the poor harvest.

"Jeb, I'm telling you the wheat was so poor I had to harvest it with scissors."

"That's nothing, Grady. I had to lather my field and shave it."

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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