All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From Eating Chocolate
Published May 07, 2005
Some people are semi-sweet; others are just plain nutty.
Don't cry over spilled milk - unless, of course, it's chocolate milk.
Blind dates are like chocolate - they are usually chunky and they quickly disappear.
When life presents you a rocky road, just eat your way out of it.
Keep your fingers off other people's bonbons.
Flowers and champagne may set the stage, but it's chocolate that steals the show.
An ounce of truffles is worth a pound of anything.
Milk Chocolate. . . for all it's worth.
You never really know a person till you've shared a box of chocolates with them.
A kiss is just a kiss, but a chocolate kiss is bliss.
The best things in life are not fat free.
When all else fails, fudge it!
Originally published May 08, 2005.
