Are Those Real?

"My dear," said Lady "A" "Are those real pearls?"
"They are," replied Lady "B"
"Of course the only way I could tell would be for me to bite them." Smiled Lady "A"
Lady "B" responded "Yes, but for that you would need real teeth."
Things that make you go Hmmm....
Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up?
Originally published November 14, 2002.