Are You Perfect?

Embarrassed parishioners stirred nervously in their seats, but no one stood.
Feeling he really had them this time, the preacher said, "Is there anyone here who thinks he or she is PERFECT?"
One small man, seated next to a rather imposing woman, rose nervously to his feet.
"So, Brother Jones, you think YOU are PERFECT?"
Cowed, the man replied, "No, Reverend, I'm just standing for my wife's first husband."
Originally published November 14, 2002.