Attention, Please!
Published Sep 30, 2005
A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money. By chance he knelt next to a man who was praying for $100 to pay an urgent debt.
The businessman took out his wallet and pressed $100 into the other man's hand. Overjoyed, the man got up and left the church.
The businessman then closed his eyes and prayed: "And now, Lord, that I have your undivided attention..."
Bonus
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Butter pecan.
Butter pecan who?
Butter pecan someone your own size!
Originally published October 01, 2005.
