Bad Advice
Published Jan 01, 1900
A man traveling down a country road after a major storm was forced to stop before a giant stream covering the entire road. Looking to the side of the road, the man noticed a beautiful blonde woman who had come down her lane to the mailbox. "Think it's safe to cross?" the man asked. "Sure it is" she replied. The car was immediately swallowed by the water as the man drove in. In fact, it was so deep that he had to roll his window down to swim out of his car back to the surface. As his head broke the surface the man said to the woman, "I thought you said I could safely drive through this!" "Well,!" said the woman, scratching her head. "It only come up chest-high on my ducks!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
