Barbie Shopping !
Published Jan 14, 2003
A guy walks into the Toys-R-Us toy shop in downtown New York and says to the assistant: "Could you please show me your Barbie dolls?"
She says, "Certainly, sir. Here, we have:
Fashion Barbie @ $15.95
Vacation Barbie @ $15.95
Housewife Barbie @ $15.95 and
Divorcee Barbie @ $215.95!"
The guy asks in astonishment, "Why is "Divorcee Barbie" so much? She looks the same to me."
The assistant answers, "Well, sir, "Divorcee Barbie" comes complete with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's golf clubs, his season tickets to the Dolphins, his Gold Mastercard, his yacht and his summer home."
Originally published January 15, 2003.
