“Beeing” Correct
Published Apr 10, 2003
So there are these two bees and one bee asks the other, "Where can I get something to eat around here?"
The second bee replies, "Well, there is a Bar Mitzvah going on down the street, about half a mile, should be plenty of flowers and pastries to eat."
The first bee thanks him and heads off to the party.
A little while later, the first bee returns, with a bloated belly and a yarmulke on his head.
He tells the second bee, "I found it, it was awesome! So many fresh flowers, so many sweet pastries!"
The second bee asks him, "So what's with the yarmulke? Did you convert?"
The first bee replies, "I wore it so they wouldn't think I was a WASP."
Originally published April 11, 2003.
