Big Brother Knows All...
Published Jan 01, 1900

And then there's the story about the man working the night desk at the FBI office. They got a lot of wrong numbers, because it was similar to the pizza joint. One night he answered "FBI." When the caller hesitated he said "You meant to call Dominoes ..." The caller exclaimed "Golly! You guys really do know everything!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.