Birthday Doll
Published Jan 01, 1900
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store. He asked the store manager "How much is that new Barbie in the window?" The manager replied, "Which one? We have Gym Barbie for $19.95, Debutante Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Nightclub Barbie for $19.95, Divorced Barbie $375.00. "Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00 when all the others are $19.95?" Dad asked surprised. The manager replied "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat, and Ken's furniture."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
