Bubba Lee and Joe Buck

Bubba Lee and Joe Buck were dragging their dead deer back to their pickup truck...
Another seasoned hunter approached pulling his along too. He noticed the new guys were pulling their deer with it's hind legs and the deer's horns were tangling in the brush and making it difficult to get very far with any speed.
"Hey, guys, I don't want to tell you how to do something, but I can tell you that it's sure easier if you drag the deer by it's front legs. Then the antlers won't dig into the ground."
After the third hunter left, the boys decided to give it a try.
A little while later Bubba Lee said to Joe Buck, "You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!" Joe Bob said, "Yep... but we're getting farther and farther away from the truck!"
Originally published October 08, 2004.