Call the Fire Department??
Published Jan 01, 1900
A farmer rushed to his phone one day to report that his nearest neighbor's house was on fire. He promptly called 911 to report the fire. In the calmest voice he could muster, he reported the fire was at his neighbor's house two miles down the road. The dispatcher asked "How do we get there?" The farmer hesitated a few seconds then asked, "Don't you guys have those big red trucks anymore?"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
