General Humor

Can't eat beef...

Apr 20, 2011
My Crosswalk Follow topic
Can't eat beef...

Can't eat beef... mad cow.
Can't eat chicken... bird flu
Can't eat eggs... again, bird flu
Can't eat pork...fears that bird flu will infect piggies
Can't eat fish...heavy metals in the water has poisoned their meat
Can't eat fruits and veggies....... insecticides and herbicides

Hmmmm! I believe that leaves chocolate!

Originally published April 18, 2011.

My Crosswalk Follow topic

SHARE

Trending on Crosswalk

A Prayer for Peace When the World Feels Chaotic - Your Daily Prayer - July 2

A Prayer for Peace When the World Feels Chaotic - Your Daily Prayer - July 2

Keri Eichberger
7 Meaningful Things to Include in Your July 4th Celebration

7 Meaningful Things to Include in Your July 4th Celebration

Jennifer Waddle
A Prayer for Boldness to Stand for Biblical Values - Your Daily Prayer - July 1

A Prayer for Boldness to Stand for Biblical Values - Your Daily Prayer - July 1

Amanda Idleman
4 Ways Trendy Church Culture Is Making You Spiritually Weak

4 Ways Trendy Church Culture Is Making You Spiritually Weak

John Stange
5 Prayers for a Country in Need of Revival This Fourth of July

5 Prayers for a Country in Need of Revival This Fourth of July

Whitney Hopler
A Prayer for Intentional Time as a Family - Your Daily Prayer - June 30

A Prayer for Intentional Time as a Family - Your Daily Prayer - June 30

Heidi Vegh