Careful Driving
Published Jan 01, 1900
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.....
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,
"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 95. Please, be careful!"
"Hey Honey" said Herman, "it's not just one car, it's hundreds of them!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
