Caught!
Published Jan 01, 1900
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shop- lifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?" The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive?"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
